Dawnguard = horseback fighting
Thank you Jesus’ rewrites!
June 2012
May 2012
I like black girls who nerdy but when they dance they be sayin' "Owwww"
Very relevant lyrics
I GOT A RAISE
And then because I was supposed to get it back in February but my school doesn’t do backlog payments, my boss got me a Visa giftcard!!!
Now I must calculate if I quit my other job at the end of the summer.
edit: no not really but still, YAY A RAISE
- Legolas: THAT IS NO MERE RANGER
- Legolas: THAT IS ARAGORN II
- Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN II
- Legolas: SON OF ARADOR
- Aragorn: Legolas stop
- Legolas: SON OF ARGONUI
- Legolas: SON OF ARATHORN I
- Legolas: SON OF ARASSUIL
- Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD II
- Legolas: SON OF ARAVORN
- Boromir: is this really necessary
- Legolas: SON OF ARAGOST
- Legolas: SON OF ARAHAD I
- Legolas: SON OF ARAGLAS
- Legolas: SON OF ARAGORN I
- Gandalf: this could take a while
- Legolas: SON OF ARAVIR
- Legolas: SON OF ARANUIR
- Legolas: SON OF ARAHAEL
- Legolas: SON OF ARANARTH
- Legolas: SON OF ARVEDUI
- Legolas: SON OF ARAPHANT
- Elrond: good god man calm down
- Legolas: SON OF ARAVAL
- Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG II
- Legolas: SON OF ARVEGIL
- Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB II
- Frodo: *falls asleep*
- Legolas: SON OF ARAPHOR
- Legolas: SON OF ARVELEG I
- Legolas: SON OF ARGELEB I
- Legolas: SON OF MALVEGIL
- Gimli: this is ridiculous
- Legolas: SON OF CELEBRINDOR
- Legolas: SON OF MALLOR
- Legolas: SON OF BELEG
- Legolas: SON OF AMLAITH
- Aragorn: Legolas
- Legolas: SON OF EARENDUR
- Legolas: SON OF ELENDUR
- Legolas: SON OF VALANDUR
- Legolas: SON OF TARONDOR
- Aragorn: Legolas it's fine
- Legolas: SON OF TARCIL
- Legolas: SON OF ARANTAR
- Legolas: SON OF ELDACAR
- Legolas: SON OF VALANDIL
- Legolas: SON OF ISILDUR
- Gimli: finally
- Legolas: YOU OWE HIM YOUR ALLEGIANCE.
- Boromir: anything to make you shut up
Is that rain?
- Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
- Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
- Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
- Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
- Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
- Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
- Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
- Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
- Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
- Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
- Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
- Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
- Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
- Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
- Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
- Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
Prof couldn't figure out why she couldn't get to the dvd menu for Persepolis to change it to English dub
It’s because she pirated it.
Those “not meant for distribution” warnings kept popping up while we watched
xD
My little brother got into outer space and stuff so my step-mom bought him a place mat with all the planets on it. When I first saw it, I was upset, because it was newer and so Pluto wasn’t labeled. I was about to say something when I noticed something…
Pluto is there.
The artist remembered Pluto.
Guys…
The artist drew Pluto crying.
I really hope someone else has noticed
That Alex Kingston has been playing a lawyer on Law & Order SVU as Miranda Pond.
*squeal*
"My 3D project is going to take 3 days to render."
Animation major problems
- Television: In the criminal justice system--
- Me: SEXUALLY-BASED OFFENSES ARE CONSIDERED ESPECIALLY HEINOUS. IN NEW YORK CITY, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE VICIOUS FELONIES ARE MEMBERS OF AN ELITE SQUAD KNOWN AS THE SPECIAL VICTIMS UNIT. THESE ARE THEIR STORIES. DUN DUN
