The Time Traveler's Wife
The tears. They flow. ;_;
'Cause if you're not really here
Then the stars don’t even matter
Figured out how to delete all my texts at once
if you don't know what tumblarity is, you don't...
angste:theobscure -paleblueeyes This is really bothering me. People who seem to think that tumblr is exclusive to those who have been here “a long time” really annoy me. When did tumblarity end? Not that long ago. Tons of worthwhile people have shown up here since then. Just because you were around during tumblarity or something doesn’t make you any better. Stop thinking tumblr...
I was reading last night and then I see a spider on my ceiling. I get up and go to stand on my desk chair to kill it with a tissue. Just as I’m about to smash it, it dives for its life right into my open suitcase. I didn’t see where it went. I was going to switch suitcases anyway but damn.
A joke I saw on reddit
One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. Walking around, he runs into the devil.
Devil: Why are you so sad?
Guy: Why do you think? I'm in hell.
Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here. You a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink.
Devil: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays, all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, Diet Tab. We drink until we throw up and then we drink some more.
Guy: Gee, that sounds great.
Devil: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it.
Devil: All right! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from around the world and smoke our friggin' lungs out. If you get cancer, it's okay -- you're already dead.
Devil: I bet you like to gamble, too.
Guy: Yes, as a matter of fact I do.
Devil: Good, because Wednesday is gambling day. Craps, blackjack, horse races, you name it. You like to do drugs?
Guy: Yes, I love to do drugs. You don't mean...?
Devil: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. Smoke a doobie the size of the Titanic. You can do all the drugs you want, and you'll never die -- you're already dead.
Guy: Neat! I never realized hell was such a happenin' place!
Devil: You gay?
Devil: Ooooh, you're gonna hate Fridays.
It's hard to believe all of you exist somewhere
Like it’s hard to comprehend…maybe I’m retarded.
This is what happens when people go back to...
I get back from a much needed break from my computer to do some packing and all these people are depressed and some girl is punting puppies in her backyard or something.
What's with these new electric cigarettes?
seldomknown- replied to your post: Soundtracks I’ve downloaded Amelie. Ooh thanks! Love that movie
Soundtracks I've downloaded
Inception The Dark Knight Sherlock Holmes Hellboy 2: The Golden Army What’s another good one?
5 more days
And we’re not even going to Six Flags tomorrow anymore. So now I have fill up these five days with packing and watching Guillerno del Toro movies.
daytripped: You know what I dislike? People who don’t credit. SO MANY IGNORANTS.
True Blood just broke my heart.
Not Eric! Not my Skarsgard!!!