WHY THE FUCK DON'T I HAVE A JOB YET!?
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wolf-bones: hellolionroar: alwaysmythunder, latenightcereal: t.v. show: CSI book: Lamb by Christopher Moore movie: Pride and Prejudice color: green actor: Robert Downey Jr. actress: none ice cream flavor: strawberry shortcake drink: lemonade animal: rabbit band: The Cab and Snow Patrol singer: Adele food: mashed potatoes and mac and cheese disney character: none girl name:...
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.: The... →
Has successfully gotten me the drunkest I’ve ever been in my life. It’s definitely not something I’d recommend to cheap drunks like me. Take one drink whenever Bella bites her lip Bella blinks too much Bella stammers or takes a giant ass pause in the middle of a sentence Bella does…
To the windows. To the walls.
Tonight is when everyone on facebook braces...
Reblog if you walk around the house with no pants...
yes-iveplayedthat: lexichuu: (via acidlight) oh yes i do, voluptuous butt and all
That's right, twilight comes out tomorrow
defontino: wordsoflove: LOL, no one is going to be able to see it in peace. All those girls screaming at the screen when they see the fairy and the dog. I’m just saying. The exact reason I’m not going tonight.
My brother called me to ask if I was waiting in...
defontino: need a movie. suggestions? Ill take anything at this point Boondock Saints
Mario Party 2
Me: Fuckin' Peach.
Sal: Hate that bitch.
Sal: She thinks she's smarter than us.
Justin: Total skank,
Me: Shit...she just got the star...
Desperately trying not to be "that" girl.
But he’s making it hard.
[holds up middle finger] “This one’s called The Woman Pleaser.” [holds up ring finger] “And this one’s called the Tantalizer. Soon you will get to know them both.”
Has it really been four days???
Four days without tumblr. Felt like a week lol. Had a looooooooot of fun with Justin. Kinda wish we had more time alone together but we made up for it when possible. Cool to see the guys again. Poor Sal was so confused when he was told Justin and I would be sharing a bed. I seriously think he never pieced it all together lol.
Why are my dreams so fucked up?
I haven’t had a chill dream in years. Every night (if I can remember them) I have at least two really crazy dreams. Most of them I can’t force myself to wake up out of so I’m in like agony in my head until the phone rings or someone comes into my room. I usually wake in tears too and if I can’t remember what I was dreaming about, it just freaks me out even more. The good...
The Greatest Proposal Ever →
charlsie: How amazing is this? Possibly the most amazing/cutest thing I’ve seen!
just leaving this here
Why can't the fucking weekend be here already?
I want to get out of here!
Gosh, I hate people.
People in general. Individuals are okay.
“Fuck, fuck, fuck a duck Screw a kangaroo Sixty-nine a porcupine Damn, I love the zoo” A poem found on the internet in the seventh grade. Everyone was 12 and flipping their shit.