May 2013
inbox:
Think of the most attractive person you know. Now imagine them sitting on the toilet, having extreme diarrhea.
when this happened to TC around our fourth month and I had to scrub the toilet after he wrecked it, I thought, “I must really like this kid…”
petals0farose:
lnfamy:
sexting is so weird i did it once and the guy was getting really into it and i was eating a pack of doritos and playing final fantasy
Me, every time.
So tomorrow and Friday people are coming to look at my apartment. I have two assignments to finish by this evening.
Considering not cleaning my place because I need to get this work don.e
Also, because I dislike my management company and I would love to see them lose out on money because of me >:D
cosmo tip #658
expertcosmotips:
make him coupons for a free sensual massage that expire the day before you give them to him
I finished a whole sketchbook for the first time so today I bought a new one. I need ideas! Any requests?
kusakaryuuji:
taking selfies w/ friends like
Yeah... Samwell Tarly really should have picked...
-surrogatepeople:
He’ll regret leaving that there.
I was yelling at my screen when he started running. “FUCKING REALLY?”
dnlhern:
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
insidemyvelvetrope:
Prince found the fountain of youth sometime around 1990 and he just won’t share
dollyrotted:
notxam:
notxam:
this is what i...
This lady has been on the phone the whole time she has been on the train. The lady sitting behind her has been passive aggressively sighing really loud and going, “ooooh my goooood.” Brown line train drama.
